Sorry man, we just ran out of both bitches and parties. You snooze you lose.
why would you inform me after the fact
that kind of behavior is erroneously despicable
i should body slam you all across the fucking city
then again that would ironically make me the tool in this situation
besides chances are that party wasnt shit since i didnt bless you all with my presence
jegus fucking christ
wait a goddamn minute
are my eyes playing tricks on me or have the gods finally decided to get off of their egotistical asses and grant me the real bro
(not that arrogant adolescent alpha prick)
you fuckers better not be doing any rad shit without me
I think you need a doctor for that, bro.
i think youre right
this feeling is starting to become overwhelming
its like feeling a sensation reminiscent of being plunged into the forefront of your mothers bosom in front of the entire classroom while she proceeds to call you ‘davey’ or recites your whole fucking name like ‘dave joseph strider’
(as if that ever happened or was my middle name)
my strider senses are tingling
> Karkat: Hug Dave.
You approach this endeavour with more than a little trepidation and repulsion. Your fingers are shaking and your mouth is working like a goddamned factory full of slaves and underpaid officials, teeth grinding left, right, up, down, center.
You are going to throw up. Your neon vomit will stain the Hive City concrete for ages to come.
You very stiffly and reluctantly throw your arms around Dave and screech wildly.
YOU’RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE AND I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT GOD AM I GLAD YOU KEEP SOME FUCKERS BUSY SO I DON’T HAVE TO SWEEP UP THEIR SHIT EVERY DAY.
You let go as fast as you can and hightail it outta there.
> Dave: Get embraced by Karkat.
Holy shit! Not only had you not seen this guy since he disappeared, but now here is was, in front of you with his arms wrapped around your boyish frame. You hadn’t had enough time to think of an appropriate response to retort with, but you couldn’t help but to squirm at the thought of the boy showing affection.
Or you feeling anything other than apprehension towards the egotistical asshole. To make matters worse, he begins to banshee howl in your ears about how much he hates you.
The urge to turn this normally endearing moment around and absolutely body slam the hell out of him continued to rise, but you decide to just sit there.
wow look at how unbelievably gay youve become
you really dont know how or when the fuck to concede that youre honestly just a big pansy who decided to take on the dare because you were afraid of the repercussions
Just like that, the opposite alien was running in the opposite direction. What a weirdo.