May 2013
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bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss asked: D4V3 1 DONT KNOW WH4T UR4NUS 1S BUT 4PP4R3NTLY YOU SM3LL L1K3 1T!!
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Anonymous asked: Dare you to come up with some weird flavor and tell Terezi she smells like it
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Anonymous asked: dare you to throw a stick in front of Jade and see if she'll fetch it
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Anonymous asked: I dare you to give Jade a big kiss
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Anonymous asked: WHATS YOUR HEADCANON HEIGHT FOR DAVE?
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Anonymous asked: BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
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Anonymous asked: Dare you to touch the juggalo's facepaint
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1S TH1S 3V3N 4 D4R3?
Probably not! But you don’t even care!
TEREZI: H3Y D4V3 TEREZI: SOM3 GR3Y HORNL3SS F4C3 TOLD M3 TO K1SS YOU TEREZI: SO ST4Y ST1LL
And so, if he obliges, you carefully find his face with your hands and slowly lean closer. If you could see and if he weren’t wearing shades you can be sure all of the romantic sparks would be flying everywhere just by looking into his cherry filled...
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gardeningnostic asked: the young witch shuffled close to the knight nonchalantly before taking a deep whiff of the boy's shoulder. "You smell like bacon."
April 2013
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YOU'VE GOT TO ACT NOW OR THIS ALL GOES TO HELL.
bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss:
regisickle:
> Be Karkat Vantas.
You don’t have time to waste; you are now Karkat Vantas. You also are dropping all timeline-centric qualifiers for simplicity’s sake.
> Karkat: Get everyone into the goddamn shelter.
You are dragging a large, slippery tarpaulin into the half-open doorway of an abandoned warehouse that shudders in the cold under its heavy...
March 2013
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bangarangstrider:
If the guy you look up to is your bro, and that is me in the future, then I can dangle so many things over your head that it’s not even funny, man. I’m the fucker who has the possibility of helping you along with your life, so you best back this shit up before I decide I don’t want to help you out and leave you on someone’s doorstep like Dairy Pooter.
yes technically you...
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➲ Dave: Reconnect with Jade.
buck-teeth:
luminous visionaries continued to survey the area as another irritated sigh escaped the witch’s lips, hand shifting to rest upon a black hip. pristine ivory harks swiveled every now and again listening for any familiar or helpful sounds as line of sight cast down once again to absentmindedly catch a look at the apartment. as a familiar scent wafted past canine-powered sniffer, the...
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➲ Dave: Reunite with Terezi.
bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss:
Now what was going on?
The troll girl sighed a bit, standing in a crowd reeking mostly of lifelessness and oil. All she knew was that there’d been an explosion. A really loud one!
She had been walking around exploring the area when she heard it. At first she thought the loudness of it caused her to go deaf! Boy would that have sucked! Thankfully though the ringing...
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smuppetlove:
you know I never joke around about lindsay, dude.
took the words right out of my mouth like a sexy little mama bird feeding her kids a faceful of worm
honestly i dont know what kind of tomfuckery is at work here little bro because there i was in the after life minding my own business strumming a quick little symphony on my arm while chilling and floating in the clouds like so
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smuppetlove:
nah this ain’t a mirage in the middle of the desert
just little ol me
and yeah i met that little psuedo me a second ago the dude is alright i guess talk about looking into a fucking mirror though man i felt like lindsay lohan in that parent trap remake
so hot
the fact that youre comparing yourself to lindsay lohan dispels all doubts i might have had that you were indeed...
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bangarangstrider:
(not that arrogant adolescent alpha prick)
shit man im so intimidated by you right now
i nearly pissed my pants by your perpetual knuckle crackling techniques
oh wise one teach me the ways of your preposterous methods for striking fear in the hearts of all budding pubescent teenagers
ok let me cut the sarcasm
youre not gonna do shit but sit there and take it
its not...
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brobotical:
Sorry man, we just ran out of both bitches and parties. You snooze you lose.
why would you inform me after the fact
that kind of behavior is erroneously despicable
i should body slam you all across the fucking city
then again that would ironically make me the tool in this situation
besides chances are that party wasnt shit since i didnt bless you all with my presence
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smuppetlove:
little bro.
sup
jegus fucking christ
wait a goddamn minute
are my eyes playing tricks on me or have the gods finally decided to get off of their egotistical asses and grant me the real bro
(not that arrogant adolescent alpha prick)
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you fuckers better not be doing any rad shit without me
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brobotical:
I think you need a doctor for that, bro.
i think youre right
this feeling is starting to become overwhelming
its like feeling a sensation reminiscent of being plunged into the forefront of your mothers bosom in front of the entire classroom while she proceeds to call you ‘davey’ or recites your whole fucking name like ‘dave joseph strider’
(as if that...
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my strider senses are tingling
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THIS WAS A GODDAMNED DARE SO SHUT YOUR TRAP.
> Karkat: Hug Dave.
You approach this endeavour with more than a little trepidation and repulsion. Your fingers are shaking and your mouth is working like a goddamned factory full of slaves and underpaid officials, teeth grinding left, right, up, down, center.
You are going to throw up. Your neon vomit will stain the Hive City concrete for ages to come.
You very stiffly and reluctantly...
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bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss asked: D4V3 1S 1T NORM4L FOR HUM4NS TO G1V3 OUT PL4NTS 1N P41LS?
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➲ Dave: Face-off.
“You know like the back of your hand Who let em in You got me into this mess so You get me out.”
[[MORE]]
Stranded in the middle of the ghetto, Strider slowly began making his way back to the sixth sector. Darkened skies cast an overview of what was to come, lingering malevolently over the city’s (already disappointing) worst area. Syringes and loitered, unwrapped condom...
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Dave: Time travel and turntables.
kid-condesce:
From somewhere behind her, Meenah heard a shout.
This wasn’t unusual. Through wandering, sometimes alone, sometimes with others, and always on the lookout for proper pointy shit, she had followed the flow of life and noise into a crowded city area. Here was the hustle and bustle of a city, a real city, and if someone around here didn’t have something worth stabbing someone with,...
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Dave: Time travel and turntables.
schrodingersk:
“Oh really? Were you cryogenically frozen?” It would have seemed an oddly specific question if not for the fact that he had probably already met several people who’d been frozen for quite a while. He might even have been one himself. If the boy in front of him hadn’t felt a thing despite having been here for years, it certainly seemed possible.
There may have been some shock on...
February 2013
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{ again, again } -- oo1
buck-teeth:
it seemed like just yesterday that the dog god was present in this godawful place. vivid lime hues scanned the terrain as an unexcited sigh slipped past plump lips, plush ivory harks slicking back against her skull in suite. she missed the ship with john, and by the looks of things, the prankster was absolutely nowhere in sight. same with dave and mister obnoxious himself, karkat.
...
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Dave: Time travel and turntables.
schrodingersk:
“Oh… you’re new as well, then?”
The boy had large sunglasses that covered his eyes. It was, of course, no locked metal suit, but the effect in obscuring his expression was similar. Rather than having only the eyes with which to express his emotion, the boy had everything but.
“We’ve been abducted and brought here to serve as part of an extended experiment of some case. I’m not...
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Dave: Time travel and turntables.
Three years, bro. Three excruciating, miserable years. How could one sum up the feeling of being transferred from one shitty situation into another? If it wasn’t for the fact that this teenager wasn’t calm and collected at all times, chances are the circumstances would have caused him to implode.
Speaking of which, this particularly swagged-out boy’s name was Dave Strider. After...
May 2012
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Dave: Reunite with Jade.
buck-teeth:
She continued to watch the boy curiously before the small gust of wind blew past her as well, causing her to shudder and shiver only a little bit; obviously she’d be cold since she was just wearing a dress and striped leggings. Her arms casually wrapped around herself as her eyes darted to the skies above them; it kind of looked like rain. Where was her brother when she needed him? Oh...
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Dave: Get ambushed.
greysca1e:
> ==>
There’s something different in the asshole’s manner of speech and bearing that rubs you in the wrong way. For a brief second there - and you fucking hope your extraterrestrial eyes are not deceiving you - his steps slowed and his mouth tightened up harder than a sore seedflap. While part of you wants to revel in his momentary loss of the infamous coolkid pokerface, you...
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instrumentofchange started following you
instrumentofchange:
Curse these feminine features…
Well.. He did have still have some growing to do. Either way, Hope was kinda uncomfortable. Upon returning, where he was staying previously had been switched to a different part of the city.. And he hadn’t seen anyone he remembered. In other words? Yes. At this point it seemed that he needed an ally.
Better yet? A friend.
During his...
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Drabble: Bro.
As the hands tick down towards the center of the sphere, the whimsical youth gripped tightly onto the hilt of his… mouse. Here he was, back at home as if nothing had happened. As if the world of Sburb never even existed. As if he never took upon the role, Knight of Time.
In this space and time, the outdoors buzzed with an overwhelming sense of positivity. Life was beckoning the...
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Dave: Greet the trolls.
greysca1e:
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You roll your eyes at Dave Strider’s bored silence and have begun to resign yourself to the fact that he will never ever pay attention to you completely, lest you are childishly talking about drawing phallic organs all over textbooks and tables. No, wait, he ignored the fuck out of you even then.
You suppose that lesser organisms will, out of jealousy and insecurity, be...
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tipsygunner started following you
tipsygunner:
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Did that kid just call you mom?
You try to laugh it off as you give a bit of a sassy head roll and finger waggle. Aint no younger man gonna call you an old bag oh hell no. One eyebrow raises in intrigue and the other lowers, creating creases and casting shadows over your narrowed magenta irises. At least you’d be a MILF right? Or else the kid wouldn’t have commented about...
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Dave: Greet the trolls.
greysca1e:
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You are done. You are fucking done with this idiotic asshat. You bet all your boonbucks that Dave Strider the magnificent asshole still pees himself at night and then cleans his bulge with his own tears.
Yeah, you really fucking dislike this bitch and his swaggering walk and how he dismisses everything you says like your words are some grubhood nursery rhyme.
Shit, how else...
April 2012
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instrumentofchange started following you
Wandering around a vast city can bring you to very, very strange areas. It seems as though the map was read wrong, especially by the surroundings. This didn’t seem like the area detailed on the map at all. Looking around at the crowd of people, he decided to ask someone for directions when all of a sudden, an androgynous character appeared.
“Is that a guy?”
Unsurprisingly,...
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Anonymous asked: yo what be thy mun's personal?? if I may ask.
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tipsygunner started following you
tipsygunner:
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Amidst all your drunken exploring, you’d failed to locate a new source of booze after your first had run dry. This was an utter EMEGRNCY … *EMERGENCYyou couldn’t imagine what it was like to be sober, as you likely hadn’t been in years. While pressing your face against the tinted glass pane of a liquor store (hot damn does this mean I’m gonna need to BUY my alcohol from now...
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tipsygunner started following you
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Something here is familiar, but you can’t put your finger on what it is. Noticing the young woman’s ASSETS, you are simultaneously attracted and intrigued by her appearance. Drooping your shades, you elevate your SWAG levels to a new high. Without further ado, you allow your smooth wordplay do the trick.
TG: sup sweet cheeks
TG: im not one to sugarcoat anything so ill come...
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Dave: Reunite with Jade.
buck-teeth:
The witch almost laughed as the boy reciprocated the hug, wrapping his arms around her. She could definitely tell he was not the type of guy who would hug anyone, unlike her brother, who would hug anything and anyone. Especially a special actor whose name had escaped her… She also had a feeling she would get shot for that later on. Once they separated and Dave awkwardly rubbed the...
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Dave: Greet the trolls.
greysca1e:
> Karkat: Get owned.
You have to admit it - you were owned as fuck. You’re as owned as a branded moobeast on the Alternian range. You can fucking feel the red-hot pipes pressing the Strider Insignia on to your ass like you’re slave-cattle. You’re even more owned than Troll Krillin from that show with the guys with weird hair. Fuck this.
You struggle to free yourself from under...
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Dave: Reunite with Jade.
buck-teeth:
She considered to stare at the stoic boy for a moment, just double checking that it was the knight that she had come to know so well. Green eyes carefully looked him over to make sure that he wasn’t hurt. From the look of things, he appeared to be just fine which allowed the witch to exhale a deep breath of relief. He was clad in the same outfit she had met him in; that infamous red...
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A return. [OPEN]
testtubeassassin:
[Jack opened his eyes, and found himself in a dark room that smelled of antiseptics and of dust. He sat up suddenly, the blood rushing from his head, a faint metallic taste lingering in his mouth.]
[He stumbled out the door, ignoring the TV screen that had flickered on—his head was aching, the words were strangely familiar, but unimportant. He shielded his eyes, as the light...
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Dave: Greet the trolls.
the-auxiliatrix:
[ Kanaya, although not as laid back as the Knight of Time, found his presence somewhat calming. She hadn’t yet gotten over the ill feeling of her current situation. Yet, if these “scientists” could even take someone who had achieved the God Tier title away and to their playground, the Sylph questioned what other things they were capable of. Whatever they were, it must not be...
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Dave: Greet the trolls.
greysca1e:
> ==>
Oh my fucking god. You cannot believe this kid. You cannot believe how he just tunes you out completely and then complains about how loud and off your fucking rocket you were. Well excuse you for trying to get his attention! For trying to honour the mindless garbage that tumbled from his stupid disconcertingly pale face with your response!
You take in a deep breath and...
